December 4th, 2009 
Tracy Matlack Can you tell anything about Tracy Matlack by what is in her purse? I was cleaning my closet early this morning. As I was folding sweaters and moving things around, I came across three purses that I had used a long time ago. I guess I was being lazy when I decided to switch purses, as I didn’t clean the old ones out.
I dumped the contents of all three purses onto the floor of my closet. I began to sort things into piles. This is what I found: fifteen lipsticks, seven pens, three fingernail clippers, a yellow highlighter, one and a half pairs of earrings, a silver bracelet that I had been looking for for months, two packs of wintermint gum, two bottles of nail polish, my extra key to the house, two AA batteries, a receipt from a Holiday Inn in Dayton, a USB flash drive and a pile of coins, papers and other trash five inches high.
From now on, if anything ever comes up missing, the first place I will look is in my purses!
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